Girls: He has to be at least 6ft tall, full head of hair, face like Zac Efron, and abs of steel.
Me: I prefer girls who shave their armpits
Girls: Wow dudebro, thanks for upholding another unattainble standard that women are force to strive for. You don't even like that, you've just been brainwashed by the media and magazine industry to not like hairy girls.
gookgod: this post is so fucking bad
akame-ga-kill: i like girls who are anime and big titty'd