mcdonaldsguy:
“ this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.
Slurp on my ‘gurt.
Cause you know its purp.
Put me in the dirt.
Put me in a shirt.
”

woodmeat:

when i pour brew out for the dead homies i be lowkey relieved niggas dont ask ‘what dead homies’ so i dont have to tell them zoboomafoo

(via woodmeat)